The Kind of Long eHarmony Registration Song.

[FYI. Do not search me on eHarmony. I'm not on it. Fair warning. You know what. go ahead. search it up. Have fun.]

Registration:Hi there. My names Alisha,
or you can call my shamazingx17
My birthday is January First.
Which makes me just around fourteen.
I can say I'm a Capricorn.
We go well with Scorpios
[so if your born in November, let me know]
I've got brown hair, hazel eyes, About 5 foot three.
I want someone about an inch taller than me [that wont be hard to find.]

You can find me-e-e-e-e on eHarmony-e-e-e-e
Get your first match for fre-e-e-e-e
on eHarmony.
There's people out there in my county.
Click on their profile and see,
that they are matched up with me
you can find me on eHarmony.

Likes:I like the hardwood floors
the smell of hardware stores
I like to go see movies.
I like to play some xBox and some wii.
I'm really into Coca-Cola.
and I'm into skating,
I can't believe i resulted to this.
I believe at love at first site.
But I'll settle for love at first type.
Oh. oh.

You can find me-e-e-e-e on eHarmony-e-e-e-e
Get your first match for fre-e-e-e-e
on eHarmony.
There's people out there in my county.
Click on their profile and see,
that they are matched up with me
you can find me on eHarmony.

Dislikes: I don't dislike anything to much.
I'm afraid of lightning and bugs,and Edward Cullen.
lets move on ahead.

What your looking for:I guess I like brown eyes.
I guess I'm into someone who shares my sense of immature humor.
I actually dont remember stating.. that I'm a girl,
interested in guys.
[just to make that clear]
I want someone my age.
I want someone my type
Brown hair would be nice.
someone who i want, someone i like.
Someone who well, i don't want a creeper.
and please don't hook me up with one of my old teachers.

because.

You can find me-e-e-e-e on eHarmony-e-e-e-e
Get your first match for fre-e-e-e-e
on eHarmony.
There's people out there in my county.
I'll get out my PC.
and type in the address.
Heart, send me to eHarmony.

My dream is to be on an ad on TV.
where every body's smiling.
And they just stare at each other and talk about there first date.

My dream is to be the one who says
at first, we clicked.
Then, i got raped.
SIKE!.